Spandau Ballet announces reunion tour; inadvertantly torments America

Thanks, Spandau Ballet

For getting “True” stuck in my

Head all goddamn day.

Ever since I read the headline about your reunion tour, I’ve had the “ahhh ah ah ahhhhh” line boring its way through my skull. NOTHING WILL MAKE IT STOP.

Mayhem ensues at Top Model auditions, riot police called, thousands of nails feared broken.

Tyra’s advice to

‘Be fierce’ is taken a bit

too literally.

No, seriously, this really happened.

Megan McCain won’t trouble her simple lady brain to learn hard economic facts before television appearance to discuss economy

Trying punditry

but economics are hard

LOL thanks anyway