17 SYLLABLES OF LOLZ

Spandau Ballet announces reunion tour; inadvertantly torments America

In celebrities on March 27, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Thanks, Spandau Ballet

For getting “True” stuck in my

Head all goddamn day.

Ever since I read the headline about your reunion tour, I’ve had the “ahhh ah ah ahhhhh” line boring its way through my skull. NOTHING WILL MAKE IT STOP.

Mayhem ensues at Top Model auditions, riot police called, thousands of nails feared broken.

In celebrities on March 16, 2009 at 11:33 am

Tyra’s advice to

‘Be fierce’ is taken a bit

too literally.

No, seriously, this really happened.

Megan McCain won’t trouble her simple lady brain to learn hard economic facts before television appearance to discuss economy

In economy, politics on March 12, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Trying punditry

but economics are hard

LOL thanks anyway